Kim Kardashian just gave momager Kris Jenner the scare of her life.
In her viral Call Her Daddy episode, Kim played a wild game of Confess or Text with host Alex Cooper. Things got intense quickly.
Kim had fans laughing nonstop. She joked about her $1 million glam budget and called her past Vegas wedding a “Molly mistake.” But it was her wild prank on Kris that sent the internet into meltdown.
At one point, Kim texted Kris: “TMZ just reached out. Call me asap.” Moments later, Kris called back in full panic mode, and Kim didn’t hold back.
“Oh my God. I’m just freaking out. I’m shaking. I can’t even talk right now,” Kim said, pretending to be in distress.
Kris immediately panicked: “What? Hello? Kim, are you crying?”
Seconds later, Kim broke into laughter. “I’m kidding.”
Kris was not amused. “You guys are fucking insane,” she shouted. “I almost had a heart attack and I haven’t even had my cocktail yet. I should know better.”
“I Think I Got Married in Vegas”
Before her mom’s meltdown, Kim shared funny confessions about her past. One was what she called her “dumbest decision on Molly.””
“I think I got married in Vegas,” Kim admitted casually, leaving Alex Cooper in shock. Fans quickly realized she was referring to her 2011 wedding to Kris Humphries, which famously lasted just 72 days.
“It Could Be a Million Dollars”
When asked how much she spends on glam, Kim didn’t sugarcoat it. “Well, a lot,” she said.
Alex pressed, “Like six figures, seven figures?”
Kim replied, “It could be a million dollars. I mean, I don’t have a concept of what simple things cost. I’d like to know what a milk carton costs.”
Fans were cracking up online, calling it “peak Kardashian honesty.” One commented, “I would like to know a little more about how much certain things cost,” quoting her now-viral line.
The Justin Bieber Confession That Shocked Everyone
When asked what she “probably should have gotten canceled for,” Kim got candid.
She admitted that her old Justin Bieber photo shoot, where he was 16 and she played an older woman, seems questionable now. “It was based on The Graduate, and at the time no one thought it was odd. But now, looking back, I’m like… that would not fly today.”
Fans loved her self-awareness, with one writing, “Kim does not get the credit she deserves for being so cool and funny!”
